The Party

The gayass party was so fucking shit(pardon my language but i can't think of anything else to say but wank) when i got there at 8:30 people where already drunk and falling all over me, and i assumed it was smart so i went wearing a shirt and tie to find out no one was smart so immediately i undid my tie turned it into a belt and unbuttoned my shirt which was later on being worn by a girl. So i had inticipation of getting quite drunk but i had 2 and a half cans and beer and then sobered up after a few hours of eatting random sweets, since then me and drink have fallen out and i'm not talking to it anymore. Now as the night progressed it got worse and worse this stupid fool who will remain nameless threw 2 full cans of beer at me for no fucking reason slapped me on the head and just continuesly annoyed me, peter the host of the whole thing when ever he saw me he couldn't resist himself from hitting me and i ended up having a huge red mark on my chest (which has been documented by john) and he kept on sitting on me and spilling drink all over me so i spent most of the night wet, now these are just a few things that went wrong there is more but i don't really want to talk about it on my blog. The good things now from all this bullshit your probably thinking good things your joking right, well i did get talking to this girl zavia(no idea how to spell it) and she had a werid fascination with my hair and startted platting it and then another girl joined in it was pretty werid but i guess cool, but the thing that really topped of the night was alex and will having a fight which was pretty intense as will split his lip. Amoug other things this night was terrible and most of up left at 2 so we didn't have to sleep on the vomit stained sofa i thought that this was the best move of the whole night. In conclusion i would rather share a bed with alan or graham(thats right alan i would rather sleep in a bed with you then get drunk with people in dartmouth) than go threw all the bullshit again and i wish i went to brixham to see the guys as i would have had much more fun then at that shit ass party. and no pitcure today i just can't be assed