Swine Flu

Ah because of my super awesomeness i managed to get my hands on the Swine Flu lyrics, i'm a genuis mostly because i sent them to myself in a E-mail, man i am just to good. And because these lyrics are just too damn awesome i thought i would share them with everyone mostly as they are hugely funny

Swine Flu, its not that bad. Its only killed 15 people so far.

Swine Flu, its not that bad, its only killed 15 people so far.

It started in mexico

They kept it all a secret though

A Mexican got on a plane- with swine flu

Landed in the states- with swine flu.

And gave it to some guy. Atchoo.

Swine Flu, its not that bad. Its only killed 15 people so far.

Swine Flu, its not that bad, its only killed 15 people so far.

Its like regular flu, but with more talk

Jews can’t catch it ‘cos they don’t eat pork

Crazy Mexicans eating their nachos

Muchas gracias, amigo muchachos.

Swine Flu, its not that bad, its only killed 15 people so far.

Here we go, with the low down on disease.

Like bird flu, without the feathers

Like SARS, without the Asians

Like the black death, without the rats

Its swine flu. And its not that bad.

Think of it like an optional extra to life.

Forget about your troubles and your strife,

It’s the bear necessities, but with swine flu in the recipe

So that’s the swine necessity of life

Swine Flu, its not that bad, its only killed 15 people so far.

Here we go, with the low down on mexico.

Nacho, nacho, nacho, nacho

They kept it hidden

Nacho, nacho, nacho muchacho

And now its forbidden.

Nacho, nacho, nacho, nacho

They must be kiddin

Nacho, nacho, nacho muchacho

Swine flu, what a joke.

And i look foward to seeing Untensil Pals, Peaches