Random Birds In My Garden

Well i was in my kitchen cooking crumpets as you do, when i look out my window and see none other than a PHEASANT, I was like no way that's amazing but more or less like what are you doing here pheasant you don't belong in my garden your not even a local bird, so in this moment of amazement i took a photo, and well needless to say its a terrible photo but still a photo none the less.

So yeah see if you can actually see it, wow that picture is filled with fail haha. Well honestly i think it was actually going for this type of look.

I'd like to believe all birds aspire to be eagles which can dance and come out with witty slogans.

Irish?

Commenting on one of Duffield old blog posts here.

Hahahahaha, The potato famine was hilarious.

Damn makes me laugh all the time.

Childrens Slides Not Meant For Adults

Well on facebook i mate a status saying my shoulder still hurts from the slide i went down at work, well what facebook doesn't know is i also made a video of this adventure on my phone, sadly though it is really bad quality and very dark so you can't see anything so all it really is, is just dark and me screaming in pain and the start of the video you see Henry my partner in crime who told me about this wonderful idea.

Also there is a lot of static build up when you go down(you scientists will understand why) so most of the pain i get is from electric shocks which is rather uncool.

Gay Bitches Animation

I forgot to tell my blog what happened on Tuesday with my animation class where i would be bring the little versions of me and my friends to life.

My verdict of the animation was well just say SHOCKING.

The worst thing happened ever our computer froze then shut down and we lost all our work, but we got a classic line from the Computer Tech guy, We told him what happened he then came out with the best one liner ever "Well it is a MAC". I praise you computer tech guy for understanding peoples hate of MACS.

But i am sad that i lost all the work that we did, which we spent 3 hours on.....*sadface*

1 Day Left Of College

So i only have on day left at college and it happens to my favourite day of the week, Graphic Narrative. Boy do i just love drawing Alan.

I hope my lesson goes better than it did last week as i had a bit of an encounter with cling film which really ruined my mood, which was then increased from then onwards, oh joyous of days.

Well today i'm supposed to be doing my Graphic Narrative work but i have been distracted by Dr Phil and Scrubs.

And i just witnessed the best editing ever, in this episode of scrubs the janitor says: "the whole of the uncles family was killed by an untied shoe lace, he fell down some stairs and an axe murder came in a killed them all" but instead of that it cut to a clip of JD wearing a hat with bells on it shaking it. Was so funny yet disappointing as that line is hilarious.

I'm never gonna get this work done, Argh some people have already finished and have an easy time, while i gotta do this shit all on my day off where i should be relaxing. On the plus side i went and bought some Special K i mean its probably a good brain food.

Such a classic line, you must remeber something you heard when you weren't even listening. Good old scrubs.

Well i have to go do my work now........Good Morrowwwww.

Grrr Gadgets

The stupid follow me on Twitter gadget sucks ass, mostly because it doesn't show my tweets it shows everybody one twitters tweets its mad annoying i've tried fixing it but it just wont work, so i'm going to have to say farewell my that gadget as it sucks ass.

If you want to follow me and you don't have me i'm @ThePineHouse

So start following today for a brighter future.

Another Food Animation

Got bored after i finished cooking my food and thought hey i could make an animation and i did, see what you think.

Stop Frame Animation.

Seeing as i now have a new love for stop frame animation i'm planning on make an extended film tomorrow, what i will do beats me but i'm thinking something food related maybe but i have so much i can animate, first object i must meet will be make something will no need to be suspended as the bread was very hard to keep in the air if you have a very good eye you will be able to see i used string would have better if it was fishing line but we can't all be perfect.

Man i love stop frame so much, my next one should hopefully look really good seeing as i will have a whole day doing it.

Dr.Pepper going going, Wait What

While on the note of stop frame animation i made a second one out of boredum this one took like 5 minutes so its not that long well enjoy.

Pretty cool, huh. I thought that it filled up much faster than it should have, really should've watched that back to see it happen but forgot what an idiot haha, oh well i will remember next time

Broast The Animation

Time to 1up your ass duffield as i have made a Boast Animation and its pretty good for me, so i basically downloaded a free stop frame software and got to grips with it and here is my final work.

I'm pretty happy with the out come even if i made so many mistakes as my hands are in the shot for a few seconds grr lag on my laptop, what you will probably find surprising it took me over an hour to do this and i took 279 photo for 20 seconds of film, Madness

Gay Bitches

So i told Twitter and Facebook about my monday band at college but haven't to you blogger humm, well here i go.

Basically we formed this really bad band for mondays only to play in the music room we go into and we adapted that idea into our stop frame animation, so that it would be mini versions of us playing gay bar after much discussion we changed from gay bar to Rick and Mario by I Fight Dragons(Just in case you didn't know). Today we finished modelling and here is what we look like in model form.

Well there you go pretty awesome huh, so from left to right i will name the people, Andy, Sam Christian, Jack, Penis man and me. Little known facts about this Andy model has an extended neck so it was more hilarious, My model's body is a body jack made for a green man i can't make bodies so i stole that, all of our characters look just like us pretty much which is bad ass. Even though sam came in today sporting a soul patch as he cut off his beard, but the soul patch is pretty awesome and is reflected in his model.

Ponytail?

So you remember (maybe) i did that blog saying fair well to my ponytail.........

http://thechiefoverseerofnothing.blogspot.com/2009/10/ponytail.html

Just in case you didn't read that before continuing to read this blog........

Okay you should be about done now.

Right i just realised this second that i can still have a ponytail, mind you its small and looks rather gay as my fringe likes to stay out so i look like a girl uncool, but still i present to you a

picture of me with a ponytail.

*Gasp* i thought it would be a long day before i would be able to do this again i think i look amazingly homo but still its a pony tail whats not to like.

The Mechanics Of Mayo

Recently i have notice my step dad ((Alan)He may have the same name as a food genius but shares none of the intelligence, probably because he is Scottish and they invented haggis, which i have to say is rather nice) Anyway his idea of distributing mayonnaise is by using a knife. *GASP*. You would think the best and most effective way of getting mayonnaise out of the jar would be using a spoon and you can also spread it with the bottom of the spoon right?. Wrong his idea is a knife i mean seriously i'm not trying to cut the mayonnaise i'm trying to get it out and put it on my food, i have made a comparison of what using a knife in mayonnaise is like, Its pretty much the same as trying to spread butter with a fork yeah it may work but its going to take atleast 5 times longer to finish.

On the subject of my step dad i have a funny story for you guys, I was upstairs walk out side my room and hear I kissed a girl by Katy Perry playing i shout down "Ewww Katy Perry how can you listen to that" Step dads response "Its sad how you know who it is" Touché Step Dad Touché

Work Time

Well i finally took pictures at work but the camera on my phone like to lack colours so everything looks really dull.

So yeah this is pretty much empire Yay, This includes trauma tower and the subs and Rob in the background

So this is my view when working the subs, its powerful fun, sometimes i like to put my hat on one of the subs and watch it go all the way around.

The Ferris wheel, Its shit.

My view working from the Trauma tower how boring don't you think.

Personal favourite top of the slide this is the one i get to go down most of the time, the lane closest is the fastest always.

The red drop slide scary stuff, i'm not planning to go down this one any time soon.

Yeah so i put 20p in one of them and got nothing out i was so annoyed went back later did it again and got an extra thingy i was happy then.

And finally for some unknown reason we have 3 disco balls hanging from the ceiling pretty awesome don't you think.

Getting Bored Are We

So this blog will have pictures........

Looking back at old photos i was thinking wow i have changed from what i used to be a couple of years ago.

Old me:

So here is old me used to look like, Long hair, Wrist bands and normally wearing black, this was before i owned a pair of black jeans but when i did i wore them non-stop pretty much.

New me:

Woah look at the change, Short hair, No Wrist bands, White t-shirt, No guitar. Yup change is a big thing apparently, well the long hair had it coming really i mean i'm 18 now i should start 'Growing up' as its called. And i was thinking colour is a bad colour being as it isn't colour just the absence of colour so that was needed, and all these create this person i am now.

And yet i feel the same act the same and i'm pretty much the same guy.

Change is a weird and wonderful thing, sometimes not for the best other times it seems like the only option.

Kinda Lame

I have just realised that i have been collecting random crap and just attaching it to the belt loops on my jeans each of which have a story beind

Items being:

• A padlock with 3 keys only 1 opens in the lock
• Nightmare before Christmas hair clip, previously owned by Alan
• A random piece of wire
• And this clip thing which was on my wallet

Now its only a few things but they already take up alot of space surprisingly, but i think they look cool and i will try and advance my collecting on weird and wonderful things, thats just how lame i am.

Lowering Myself

Seeing as i have so much free time now, and the only other thing i do is play games i might have to start reviewing them, only problem being i own a single console the xbox, and i don't have unlimited funds. But on the other hand in the last few weeks i have gotten my hands on 4 new realises but personally i only bought one of the games the other 3 where bought by my brother, i'm still in the process of deciding to do this or not so i dunno leave a comment on your thoughts.

I could always just go back to my appliance reviews, as i know for a fact the next thing i would do is a Cheese Greater, so just leave me your opinion.

Alan Everywhere

So since i needed a new background on my phone i thought i would go for the awesome smiley as its pretty badass so my original picture was this.

But as i started talking to Karys i said i should have put it as Alan like on my twitter, a few pain staking minutes later thanks to vista i put this picture of Alan up.

So now my phone looks like this.

Sorry for bad quality but its hard to hold up a camera to a webcam and line in perfectly, got a nice look at my range t-shirt aswell. Also yes i do has a sticky note message to myself that says "The Game" that way i'm always loosing The Game and no one can make me lose The Game, i think i may have cheated the system but damn it, its working.

Science Can Be fun

This Video pretty much explained everything i ever needed to know about science.

Gah

Fuck you.

Damn Duffield

Seeing as Duffield manged to get me stop doing my assignments with his tricks i thought i would get him back and how, i got him good.

I would give it 5 out of 5 for revenge tactics

So while i'm here i will just tell you about my most eventful day so far this term.

8:08AM

Receive text from Beth saying "save me a seat" (referring to the bus) but little did she know i wasn't on the bus her text had woken me up so my alarm had epic fail, fist plan of action text wade asking for lift he says yes, i then rush into shower and leave as fast as i can. Little did i know that was my last text with the credit i had left.

8:44AM

Get down town and the ferry has just left "oh crap" where the words muttered from my mouth, James rings me asks where i am i say waiting for ferry he says i'll park up then, people that should be going south devon college get off ferry and say the ferry has broken down we aren't going anywhere, get to other side to see Beth and Sian them being like where are you going my reaction getting lift with James.

8:50AM

I'm walking up the hill then see James, Big G and Billy shouting hurry up we are going to be late my reaction "speed of the puma puma puma" Get in car and drive like hell

9:01Am

Big G says "oh no we are late" me and James are also late make it to college as fast as possible Big G and Billy only a little bit late, me and James make haste towards SDC, oh no traffic could this get any worse and yes it could road closed have to drive threw hook hills lateness increasing me and James getting edgey

9:15AM

We enter college sign in only a little bit late me and James part ways, i find me teacher hand him this slip thingy explain my case he says "alright thats fine" didn't do anything productive in my lesson goddamn it.

3:30PM

At home have the sudden urge for crisps and salad cream open fridge and to my horror i find POURABLE LIES, i am very *sadface* but it was a nice snack

In conclusion my day seemed to be an act of fate in a way or a complete coincidence you be the judge.

New Invention

Good News everyone I've just invented a machine which makes you read this in my voice.

Yep i just went there.

Oh No He Didn't

You Now Have The Final Countdown In Your Head

Seeing as Duffield thought it would be funny to get his own back with his manual breathing i thought i would 1 up his ass and take it a step further oh no i didn't yes Duffield i did, I sense alot of win right now, also you are distracting my from my assignment damn you.

Deviant Art

After realising i really hate deviant art and it sucks massive balls and isn't helpful in anyway, i finally managed to find Jack Crowes page to get the picture of sonic he did on paint,

Well there you go he did that in paint pretty amazing right this man has mad skills and his beard is slowly growing back so he looks normal again.

150th Blog

In memory of this i have created a list of 150 things i would like to achieve most of them i doubt will come true but its good to aim high right?

1) Achieve at least over 10 good gigs with Ricky and the Pigeon

2) Over 100 fans on facebook (that’s not really up to me but still)

3) Stay in touch with everyone that i have become good friends with

4) Fail at life no problem open a store called “The Pinehouse”

5) Try not to fail at life

6) Sell over 10 Ricky and the Pigeons albums

7) Become a half decent bass player

8) Actually get into Uni

9) Keep doing utensil pals, even if it means travelling

10) Turn Alan into an internet Meme

11) Get a merit or better on the course i am doing

12) Try and get 4 pages on google which are actually about me

13) Move out

14) Move in with good buddies

15) Try and work at woodlands as long as possible before i kill myself

16) Don’t kill myself

17) Continue to not do drugs or smoke

18) Continue to blog even after i have become an adult with a real job

19) Spread the word of broast so it becomes well recognised food

20) Buy some more non black t-shirts

21) Actually do more video blogs

22) Learn how to play the stylophone

23) Meet some new people

24) Atleast play on one sports team even if i am on the bench

25) Exercise daily so i don’t become overly fat

26) Make at least one good film which people will like

27) Make my own film business

28) Director sound like a good job title to me

29) Change the world one day at the time (pretty cliché but who cares)

30) Stop rainforest deforestation

31) Win an epic argument

32) Build more confidence

33) Talk to strangers to hell with the outcome

34) Learn to spell

35) Finish writing generic blue jeans

36) Manage to actually write a couple good songs

37) Travel the world on foot or car or however i don’t care

38) Successfully hitchhike to somewhere i don’t even need to go to

39) Read more books

40) Write an epic film script complete with story board

41) Become an expert in my profession

42) Travel to American and actually watch an American football game from row

43) Experience as many foods as possible, even the ones with weird names

44) Increase my drawing skills and create a web comic about Alan

45) Finally find Pablo and give him to Karys

46) Don’t disappoint my friends, or let them down

47) Buy a new wallet i’m due for a new one

48) Try not to get put instantly in the friend zone

49) Keep the painting Harriet made me forever

50) Find 100 more things to do

51) Start some sort of hobby then not both with it

52) Save as much money as possible

53) Continue tweeting no matter what

54) Become owner of a business with a suit and a briefcase

55) Buy a briefcase and fill it with stuff not useful for its actual purpose

56) Live in America/Canada for a brief period of my life

57) Grow a fat beard then shave it off

58) See a real bear in the wild

59) Buy something so pointless and claim it’s the greatest thing ever

60) Invent something

61) Keep my woodlands name tag forever

62) Witness a miracle, anything really

63) Try every kind of muffin available

64) Invent my own kind of muffin

65) Sing “Its waffle time its waffle time wont you have some waffles of mine” and give out waffles

66) Write an epic bass solo peoples socks will change colour

67) Get a semi decent camera

68) Take at least a photo a day to chronicle my rising to power*shifty eyes*

69) Haha, Not find the number 69 funny

70) Outsmart Alan

71) Have a Pigeons Reunion Gig 10 years from now

72) Actually buy a pint

73) Get some real sort of ID

74) Learn to drive

75) Make myself a time capsule

76) But a message in a bottle with a note “Look behind you” leave it close to the beach watch if anyone picks it up and make sure i’m standing behind them

77) Leave a random note somewhere with my e-mail on it so they can contact me, or bottle

78) Meet up with the guys (Alan James Duffield Graham) and Karys in a couple of years and see how everyone is doing

79) Still maintain that holidays are a waste of time

80) Try not to humiliate myself in any way possible

81) Do something so insanely crazy i get on the news for it, but not cause i got arrested

82) Don’t forget about any of the fun i had as a child/teenager

83) Travel to an island people haven’t even heard of before

84) Survive in the wild for a few weeks

85) Create some sort of house out of leaves and branches

86) Try an conquer my fear of heights

87) Create a weird superhero with power which help no one

88) Become a mast 3 point shooter

89) Don’t change being a weird person

90) Move on from certain things from my past

91) Move out of devon but come back every few years

92) Get lost on purpose

93) Manage to keep the bag i have at the moment for as long as possible set a personal best

94) Create a new type of instrument by combing 2 that already exist

95) Always keep a external HDD ready you never know when it will come in handy

96) As an adult go out trick or treating

97) TP someone’s house, but do it nowhere near Halloween

98) Visit Pusey and the Brooms grove farm again

99) Try and visit every continent

100) See a volcano

101) Experience an earthquake

102) Do over 10,000 tweets on twitter

103) Have a pet pigeon

104) Solve a murder, not a real one but you know

105) Achieve happiness

106) Experience a coffee shop, and still dislike coffee

107) Never have a shake away milkshake

108) Busk and get over £5

109) Join a beard society and leave after realising everyone is a pedo

110) Serve up some justice

111) Use a FALCON PUNCH for good

112) Beat Alan or Duffield on Brawl

113) Create some kind of cool sound

114) Discover the bass note which gives girls orgasms

115) Also learn how to play the brown note for comic effect

116) Give a large amount of money to charity

117) Invest in some crazy clothes

118) Buy and original Sega or N64

119) Complete Zelda ocarina of time

120) Create something epic

121) Write a catchy song which people will always love

122) Ricky and the pigeons become chart hit wonders

123) Get a platinum album

124) Have that dream home

125) Get a VW camper and actually use it for its purpose

126) Get a house with basketball court

127) Get a trampoline

128) Watch all the star wars films in order

129) In the same day watch all the Lord Of The Rings films

130) Watch as many movies as possible and spot all of the problems wrong with them

131) Create a movie that become a box office hit

132) Get my collar bone fixed

133) And my knees

134) Buy a telescope to scare gaze

135) Create a new snack sensation

136) And a new cereal

137) Always leave a lasting impression on people(the good kind)

138) Hate vista till the end of time

139) Continue to play The Game for life

140) Stop lurking on /b/ for at least 5 years of my life

141) Eat in that restaurant in Seattle where it spins around

142) Star in my own movie while directing it

143) Get in to the backstage of Hollywood learn their dirty secrets

144) Manage to sit threw a broad way music, that one will the hard

145) See a crop circle

146) Or alternatively create one

147) Find big foot

148) Continue to be a complete dork

149) Try not to change who i am as a person

150) Do the best i can at life

Maybe I Will

After reading Karys 200 things she would like to accomplish, it inspired me to make one but i already told her that i wouldn't really be the greatest of things and it probably wont get very far and i wont actually manage any of them, but i guess i should give it a shot might as well start now and it will probably be up in a few days.

Vista = Epic Fail

So my last blog went terribly wrong and the video doesn't even work properly, that might have something to do with running it on battery and not being plugged into the mains or the fact i used it while doing 10 million other things on my laptop, normally when i do a video blog i make sure i close all other programs but seeing as this was a spur of the moment thing i just went crazy and ended up with a bad result.

So i am sorry for all of your disappointment of not hearing my waffle on about bread toasters and such alike to be fair it was a pretty boring vlog as i mostly spent it not talking to the camera or even being there so most of it was random noises and picture of my door frame i am saddened but this though.

The main reason for the amazing amount of fail i'll have to say is Vista, as this is the most lousy OS i have ever used it sucks so hard, i mean get this, one time i put a CD into my laptop a warning randomly appeared and said "are you sure you want to run this", my reaction was this "Of course i want to run it i bloodly well put it in the CD drive you moron i mean what kind of idiot puts something in the CD drive which doesn't belong in there" Gahh that just pushed me over the edge. And normally when i download something and i start running it its comes out of nowhere and is like "Better stop what you doing and make sure its not filled with virus" my reaction to this "Holy shit I downloaded it from a secure place i made sure of this when i started anyone who doesn't do that doesn't deserve the privilege of the internet and should be banned" i mean c'mon does it really need to be this picky, anyone with basic computer knowledge knows what they are doing i can pretty much assue you that someone with basic computer knowledge would probably become confused and scared when there prompts popped up and feel like they have done something wrong, i'm so glad i have turned it off now so my time can be happy and free and not filled with annoying crap but Vista still finds a way to annoy the hell out of me i feel sorry for Windows 7 users they much be experiencing so many bugs and glitches.

Broast Time

So here is a video of me making broast in my kitchen where the legendary kitchen dance was invented good times at my house.

Its might be a bit lagtastic, as i was running like 5 applications while i was filming so you'll just have to deal with it.

Mmmm Broast.

How Could I Not

The Game

I'm so sorry but it just had to be done. I mean no one has dared venture to do it on Blogger so i thought i would be the first to do it.

Life Achievements

Today i reached a great life achievement.

Being a yr 7 i always wondered how cool it would be to just google your own name and get stuff which is you i mean that would be pretty cool right, well today i achieved this with the help of my friend Karys, i mean half of the hits are actually to her blog.

But still that one life achievement i have reached, so i will always have that small victory unless an even more famous Ricky Moysey appears but i mean, no on can match my awesomeness, and i'm not even being big headed you ask people and they would agree i'm the only cool Ricky ever, Damn straight take that you other Ricky's you can't match my awesomeness that means you Ricky Martin suck on that.

I do also realise this one is kinda like my last blog but i don't mind this is like a continue to my last one so yeah its totally acceptable.

Google Me

I have just come to a big realisation that if you google my name 'Ricky Moysey', just in case you didn't know after this time, gahh. Then the first 3 pages are all about me, i mean seriously can i really be this famous i think its everyones goal to become one of the top hits on google but this is just insane, i'm like practically famous now. Having 3 pages on the internet which will lead you to something actually about me is pretty sweet even if it is a bit out of date.

Just incase you can't be bothered to google me, then i saved you the trouble of doing it and i have print screened it for you, this will probably also help Alan as it would mean alot of trouble for him to just go on google and look, so your welcome Alan.

In conclusion i have achieved something awesome today, I know own 3 pages of google which are about me, if anyone else would like to challenge that then lets see what you get, i bet someone will beat me but this victory is mine for the moment.