The Mechanics Of Mayo

Recently i have notice my step dad ((Alan)He may have the same name as a food genius but shares none of the intelligence, probably because he is Scottish and they invented haggis, which i have to say is rather nice) Anyway his idea of distributing mayonnaise is by using a knife. *GASP*. You would think the best and most effective way of getting mayonnaise out of the jar would be using a spoon and you can also spread it with the bottom of the spoon right?. Wrong his idea is a knife i mean seriously i'm not trying to cut the mayonnaise i'm trying to get it out and put it on my food, i have made a comparison of what using a knife in mayonnaise is like, Its pretty much the same as trying to spread butter with a fork yeah it may work but its going to take atleast 5 times longer to finish.

On the subject of my step dad i have a funny story for you guys, I was upstairs walk out side my room and hear I kissed a girl by Katy Perry playing i shout down "Ewww Katy Perry how can you listen to that" Step dads response "Its sad how you know who it is" Touché Step Dad Touché