1) Achieve at least over 10 good gigs with Ricky and the Pigeon
2) Over 100 fans on facebook (that’s not really up to me but still)
3) Stay in touch with everyone that i have become good friends with
4) Fail at life no problem open a store called “The Pinehouse”
5) Try not to fail at life
6) Sell over 10 Ricky and the Pigeons albums
7) Become a half decent bass player
8) Actually get into Uni
9) Keep doing utensil pals, even if it means travelling
10) Turn Alan into an internet Meme
11) Get a merit or better on the course i am doing
12) Try and get 4 pages on google which are actually about me
13) Move out
14) Move in with good buddies
15) Try and work at woodlands as long as possible before i kill myself
16) Don’t kill myself
17) Continue to not do drugs or smoke
18) Continue to blog even after i have become an adult with a real job
19) Spread the word of broast so it becomes well recognised food
20) Buy some more non black t-shirts
21) Actually do more video blogs
22) Learn how to play the stylophone
23) Meet some new people
24) Atleast play on one sports team even if i am on the bench
25) Exercise daily so i don’t become overly fat
26) Make at least one good film which people will like
27) Make my own film business
28) Director sound like a good job title to me
29) Change the world one day at the time (pretty cliché but who cares)
30) Stop rainforest deforestation
31) Win an epic argument
32) Build more confidence
33) Talk to strangers to hell with the outcome
34) Learn to spell
35) Finish writing generic blue jeans
36) Manage to actually write a couple good songs
37) Travel the world on foot or car or however i don’t care
38) Successfully hitchhike to somewhere i don’t even need to go to
39) Read more books
40) Write an epic film script complete with story board
41) Become an expert in my profession
42) Travel to American and actually watch an American football game from row
43) Experience as many foods as possible, even the ones with weird names
44) Increase my drawing skills and create a web comic about Alan
45) Finally find Pablo and give him to Karys
46) Don’t disappoint my friends, or let them down
47) Buy a new wallet i’m due for a new one
48) Try not to get put instantly in the friend zone
49) Keep the painting Harriet made me forever
50) Find 100 more things to do
51) Start some sort of hobby then not both with it
52) Save as much money as possible
53) Continue tweeting no matter what
54) Become owner of a business with a suit and a briefcase
55) Buy a briefcase and fill it with stuff not useful for its actual purpose
56) Live in America/Canada for a brief period of my life
57) Grow a fat beard then shave it off
58) See a real bear in the wild
59) Buy something so pointless and claim it’s the greatest thing ever
60) Invent something
61) Keep my woodlands name tag forever
62) Witness a miracle, anything really
63) Try every kind of muffin available
64) Invent my own kind of muffin
65) Sing “Its waffle time its waffle time wont you have some waffles of mine” and give out waffles
66) Write an epic bass solo peoples socks will change colour
67) Get a semi decent camera
68) Take at least a photo a day to chronicle my rising to power*shifty eyes*
69) Haha, Not find the number 69 funny
70) Outsmart Alan
71) Have a Pigeons Reunion Gig 10 years from now
72) Actually buy a pint
73) Get some real sort of ID
74) Learn to drive
75) Make myself a time capsule
76) But a message in a bottle with a note “Look behind you” leave it close to the beach watch if anyone picks it up and make sure i’m standing behind them
77) Leave a random note somewhere with my e-mail on it so they can contact me, or bottle
78) Meet up with the guys (Alan James Duffield Graham) and Karys in a couple of years and see how everyone is doing
79) Still maintain that holidays are a waste of time
80) Try not to humiliate myself in any way possible
81) Do something so insanely crazy i get on the news for it, but not cause i got arrested
82) Don’t forget about any of the fun i had as a child/teenager
83) Travel to an island people haven’t even heard of before
84) Survive in the wild for a few weeks
85) Create some sort of house out of leaves and branches
86) Try an conquer my fear of heights
87) Create a weird superhero with power which help no one
88) Become a mast 3 point shooter
89) Don’t change being a weird person
90) Move on from certain things from my past
91) Move out of devon but come back every few years
92) Get lost on purpose
93) Manage to keep the bag i have at the moment for as long as possible set a personal best
94) Create a new type of instrument by combing 2 that already exist
95) Always keep a external HDD ready you never know when it will come in handy
96) As an adult go out trick or treating
97) TP someone’s house, but do it nowhere near Halloween
98) Visit Pusey and the Brooms grove farm again
99) Try and visit every continent
100) See a volcano
101) Experience an earthquake
102) Do over 10,000 tweets on twitter
103) Have a pet pigeon
104) Solve a murder, not a real one but you know
105) Achieve happiness
106) Experience a coffee shop, and still dislike coffee
107) Never have a shake away milkshake
108) Busk and get over £5
109) Join a beard society and leave after realising everyone is a pedo
110) Serve up some justice
111) Use a FALCON PUNCH for good
112) Beat Alan or Duffield on Brawl
113) Create some kind of cool sound
114) Discover the bass note which gives girls orgasms
115) Also learn how to play the brown note for comic effect
116) Give a large amount of money to charity
117) Invest in some crazy clothes
118) Buy and original Sega or N64
119) Complete Zelda ocarina of time
120) Create something epic
121) Write a catchy song which people will always love
122) Ricky and the pigeons become chart hit wonders
123) Get a platinum album
124) Have that dream home
125) Get a VW camper and actually use it for its purpose
126) Get a house with basketball court
127) Get a trampoline
128) Watch all the star wars films in order
129) In the same day watch all the Lord Of The Rings films
130) Watch as many movies as possible and spot all of the problems wrong with them
131) Create a movie that become a box office hit
132) Get my collar bone fixed
133) And my knees
134) Buy a telescope to scare gaze
135) Create a new snack sensation
136) And a new cereal
137) Always leave a lasting impression on people(the good kind)
138) Hate vista till the end of time
139) Continue to play The Game for life
140) Stop lurking on /b/ for at least 5 years of my life
141) Eat in that restaurant in Seattle where it spins around
142) Star in my own movie while directing it
143) Get in to the backstage of Hollywood learn their dirty secrets
144) Manage to sit threw a broad way music, that one will the hard
145) See a crop circle
146) Or alternatively create one
147) Find big foot
148) Continue to be a complete dork
149) Try not to change who i am as a person
150) Do the best i can at life
