Idiots Everywhere

This is something you guys might find funny i ran into this person who i know but don't really like that much this is how our conversation went.

Me:"A wild dickhead appears"

Him:"What did you say?, Why don't you say it to my face?"

Now i said the first thing looking right at him, this is my retort.

Me:"I did, you moron"

Him:"Well why don't you say it again dickhead"

Notice the use of the same insult i used, at this point i continued walking and laughing as this person is no smarter than the common parrot.