Tuesday 16 August 2011

A Wild Post Appears



I really don't have much to blog about anymore my life is in such a routine that everything is the same and here it is.

Sunday: Bumper Boats
Monday: Pedal Boats/Toboggan
Tuesday:Bumper Boats
Wednesday: Some Random Work Area Normally A Lame Location
Thursday: Relax
Friday: Band
Saturday: Relax

As you can see i am a boat master at work, and I fucking hate(!!!) It so much, And i have

my reasons, Incoming bullet points.

  • My hands getting destroyed from the ropes and poles.
  • Being allergic to a random oil
  • Leading to lots of skin rashes
  • All the boats coming in at once and then getting off without me helping
  • Being on my own all bloody day
  • Getting wet with water which can be best described as 20% animal faeces
  • Dealing with fuse after broken fuse
  • Having Lady Gaga stuck in my head for hours (that one is soul crushing)

To be fair i'd rather to the pedal boats over the bumper boats requires less effort but more pain. Its a double edge sword. However there are some good points.

  • Getting to watch the ducks all day, getting all the ducks are swimming in the water stuck in my head all day.
  • Not having to interact with the new stupid rangers, or nuggets as they are known
  • Not having someone tell me what to do
  • The nice scenery at pedal boats
And i think thats it really.
  • NO ONE HAS THIS MUCH FUN ON THE BUMPER BOATS, EVER.
See what a nice view, kinda.

And thats the end of my rambly complainy blog, hooray.

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