Google Fails

Today i got a nice surpise of my Google Chrome breaking and not wanting to open again so i got confused asked my techy friends what they thought about the whole thing.

After completely removing it from my pc and re-installing it again i get this fun error message.
Its not possible as its no longer on my PC, Moron.

3D Cinemas And To An Extent Movies

Are terrible.

I mean seriously i don't like the appeal of seeing something jump out of the screen, and most of the time its really pointless things like peoples heads or buildings, it doesn't really add anything to the movie viewing experience. Which you have to pay and extra £2-£3 more for some lame glasses.

I mean really '3D' is actually outdated technology its been around for a couple decades, i remember being 5 going to Disneyland Flordia and watching honey i shrunk the audience and that was pretty much the pinnacle of 3D and to be fair its alright.

But being in production for a feature film is probably the lamest thing ever.

First off: It takes your eyes a few minutes to adjust to the 3Dness which i assume is why they show 3D adverts which is also very annoying.

Secondly: It doesn't work perfectly if you are sitting to the side of the screen the 2 projected images are in different places and don't create a completely 3D image and ruins the whole '3D' experience.

Thirdly: (And this is the one that really annoys me) People think its okay to wear 3D glasses in the real world as a fashion statement or accessory, despite the fact the real world is in 3D. People who do this just really annoy me i had a customer at work wearing them i actually told them to take them off as everything is already 3D and wouldn't be allowed on the ride until they took them off.

Fourthly: The stupid glasses are so big and don't really fit on your face, and as i experienced would start sliding down your nose, no that really destroys the movie watching experience.

Lastly: The price is actually retardedly stupid, i paid £8 to notice all the things i realised and hated about 3D films even more, when i actually didn't want a stupid pair of oversized glasses on my face.

If you hadn't already guessed i went a saw a film in 3D today and to precise it was Tron, it was a good film and the whole 10% of it in 3D really wasn't worth the extra money (we had to pay as there wasn't a normal viewing). And in all fairness i don't really plan on seeing another 3D movie.

Gahh writing this has actually made me very annoyed.

Curse you 3D films.

Appliance Of The Week: Cheese Grater

So i thought i'll do another one of these again seeing as i haven't done one in over a year i do believe. But yeah if you want some nostalgia just look through all my old posts and you will find them there.

So this week i bring you the cheese grater if i recall this was the next appliance i was going to review and after all these years i have remember that it was next on the list.

And wouldn't you know it a generic photo of a cheese grater, just incase you have infact used one on your brain and have totally forgotten what one of these simple objects looks like.

What it does well it basically grates cheese into little slithers and i think you can use it to get zest from oranges, lemons and limes in all fairness i think it should be called a zester such a cooler name.

Pros

• Transforms cheese into a topping
• Its pretty small depending on what 'style' you buy
• Easyish to use
• You can zest everything (cause everybody zests once a day ¬¬)

Cons

• Doesn't actually make cheese greater
• Everybody is afraid of slicing off their finger tips
• It has 4 sides any normal person will probably only use 1
• They are hard to clean as everything gets stuck on the inside

Well apparently its all evened out right here, but personal view i don't really like it or would ever need one. as i am infact lactose intolerant thus making me never to use one. And i don't ever zest no straight man would. Would they?

My God

I really don't blog anymore, i feel like most of my blogging need are done by Duffield as we do things together so he blogs about them so i don't need to bother blogging them.

I mean really do you want to read about the same thing twice but with more plot holes and spelling errors, cause i wouldn't

If Only

Christmas Parade

Now as some of you might know me Duffield and Big G all dressed up for this crazy parade. and i found a few photos i would like to apologise in advance to Duffield as there are none of him, and there is only one of us anyway.

Oh hell yes, I'm the hedgehog and Big G is Bay(gay) Man. We look so damn awesome.

This was also a day Colin Bache loved as he said "This is the happiest day of my life" as he rode around on a mobility scooter.

I mean look at all the joy on his face, to be fair he was a pro at driving that thing, even though we didn't want to do it in the end it was rather enjoyable.

10 Things I Don't Understand

Inspired by Karys and Duffield i think i shall join in on this hating on things we don't get.

10. The Internet

I think this is a very fitting photo for the internet. The internet basically gives you access to everything in the world, within reason of not being a terrorist or anything. I mean its even easy to access as well but yet anyone you spends more than 5 minutes on it gets bored i mean yeah even i admit i get bored sometimes but seriously there has to be something you can find to do.

9. Animal Hats (Mostly Panda Ones)

Seriously look at this hat its so bloody stupid, i mean what kind of fashion statement is this, a terrible one as well. The most stupidest thing about this had is its really expensive cause the design pretty much took off and is now cool. But i see so many people wearing this and all i can think is you look like a massive tool.

8. Guys With Long Hair

This isn't like an ironic post as i am very aware of the length of my hair, but i don't understand how we seem to be a target from random people to call us homeless just cause we have long hair, seriously i'm not different to anyone.

7. Girls Pouting In Photos

Well trying to find a decent amount photo was annoying enough as a lot of porn cropped up. But yeah girls pulling that face you know the one i mean its really not cool and its not attractive its actually horrible and makes you look retarded in the head, which i think is a bit harsh to mentally challenged people as you are making fun. Shame on you.

6. Likes On Facebook

I really don't get the big appeal of them, no one really cares if you like the smell of petrol or you like spending x amount of time in your bed, i'm pretty sure that 'group' has been made so that everyone 'likes' it, and the only thing i notice about it is that it makes everybody look the same instead of being unique as you all like the same crap.

5. The Cougars

I really don't understand them at all they are all stupid and crazy, to be fair this is something i don't want to understand so i shall leave it at that.

4. Hanging Around At The Bus Stop

Yeah i'm mostly aiming this at Brixham but i really don't understand why all those 'teenagers' spend there time just sitting at the bus stop and doing nothing but looking menacing, there is no gain from doing it and they aren't doing anything for society they should go home.

3. Beards

I'm gonna have to completely agree with Duffield on this one, i don't get why i'm so unfortunate with the facial hair, the only thing that keeps me going is knowing i don't have to shave like every 2 days cause that would be annoying. Other than that facial hair please.

2. Social Group Labels

Cause really no one is in one of these groups like full on and even if 2 groups have like a arch rivalry against each other people can still talk with each other and find things in common and hang out i mean you see several different people integrating, i don't understand having these blasted labels on people.

1. Love For Harry Potter And Twilight

Seriously these films are really really really BORING. I don't see the appeal at all i just think its really plain and uninteresting, and yet some people are complete fan boys(but mostly in the case girls) how can you really got so obsessed with things that are so fake and then wish to be one, all that time you are wasting wanting to be something thats actually humanly impossible you could be using to increase skills you already have. Seriously.