Appliance Review

So this week i think i'm gonna go with the Toaster as its a pretty key appliance in anyones house and if you don't own one your pretty much insane

Now this is a pretty basic toaster but you can get ones with magical extras on it like a larger slot to fit more bread in and one i saw reccently came with a coffee maker now that seems a little bit to much but then i'm sure it would fit right at home in America. Toasters are a must need in a kitchen as it heats up bread to make it warm and crunchy i mean whats not to like, and its alot safer that burning bread on an open fire which could lead to many accidents for example setting yourself on fire would seem like the main one.

Pros and Cons 

Pros 

• Fast, quick and easy
• Toast has endless uses 
• Changeable heat as to how you like your toast
• Its pretty compact (depending on what type you have)
• Its always ready

Cons

• Burnt toast has a pretty mean smell and it gets everywhere
• Sometimes the toast can be to hot and burn your fingers (it happens trust me)
• Sticking a knife in while its on if life threatning (your probably thinking what idiot would do that well i thought about it once)
• Crumbs they seem to get everywhere 
• You always have to have bread 

Now you can clearly see that its a pretty even playing field on the Pros and Cons, which well makes the toaster a pretty much love hate appliance but i mean how could you hate it, it heats up bread to make it crunchy.

My overall score

9.5

Its a pretty useful appliance with one simple purpose heatting bread and that purpose is pretty awesome, and toast with its many uses (unless you don't like spreads *cough cough*) but i doesn't really need to have spread on it to make it "extreme" i mean it goes pretty well with beans, beans are pretty cool they make you toot (how childish). But needless to say the toaster is a much have for anyone who is on the go as its fast and easy to use i mean they probably trained chimps somewhere to make people toast, and isn't that what we all want a pet monkey that can make toast. I mean crunchy bread, I mean toaster.

No Media This Week

Because of the bank hoilday i didn't have media on monday but i have 2 lessons on thursday, but today guess what i didn't come in for the most reason of i liked my bed to much to get out, and i convienced myself to stay in and come up with a backstory on why i was late. 

So here is my genuinie reason. My mum got in the shower as soon as i got out of bed then my step dad got in afterwards so i was wating for ages before i could get in, after having the shower towel drying then blow drying my hair (In the most manliest way possible) it was about 10:15 and my lesson finished at 10:30 so I thought to myself why rush I'll just get there for break and it shall be all good

And here is the reason i told people. Well i was walking up to school when this random bear approached me with a frying pan and some pancake mix (I think you see the conection from one of my first blogs) the bear went on to say "hey can you help me make pancakes for me and my bear friends" and of course being a talking bear i would follow, this is where my story goes a bit weird so "bear" with me (can you see the connection oh the hilaracy) so the bear took me to a bear universe threw the woods (sorta like narnia but without the woodrobe and weird talking animals*shifty eyes*) and this point i went on to make hundreds of pancakes for the bears, and thats the reason i am late.

I'm starting to wonder if i get lost deepy in my own thoughts a bit to much oh well whats the worst that could happen(what are you talking about Dr.pepper thats my quote*shifty eyes*)

Google Maps

Check out what i found on google maps its probably one of the most awesomest things ever. 

Thats right its Cornal Sanders, but whats he doing out in the dessert my guess is he is there for advertisement purposes, but its still pretty awesome.

Huh?

I seem to be coming more aware of things i wonder if this will change anything  who knows, and i feel ill what great joy i am feeling and because of this i will post a picture in relation to it as it where.

Aren't you glad its not something disgusting but actually something humorus, now for something else related

Well i totally fooled you all. Groovy

Jippatude (what another post already)

I know i have done 2 posts already today one being very hefty in length but this one is actually short.

So this is about Jippatude the scale of jippedness which me and Graham came up with while walking to the bus stop. Now the scale of Jippatude in basically 1 to 100 so with basic things like this not getting food from the church be about a 12, but if you alan and the Wii stearing wheel isn't working its about 90 according to his reations an annoyence levels, so there you have it Jippatude use it wisely now 

Pigeons?

This sees to be a very long weekend as far as "long" weekends go and alot has happened as far as "doing" things goes, Friday was just you normal friday but with some other twists and turns firstly being Graham not actually being at band pratice at a normal time and arriving later so the "band" practiced there new song> It seemed as if there was a tear in the "space time continuum" as it where as James and Duffield got Kebabs instead of special fried rice looks like it really was the "wong" place that night. After Graham finally arrived and did his thing (drumming) he said oh lets go get something to drink, so we go out and come back with 4 boxes of eclairs probably one of the most effective drinks i've ever seen, so Graham then got thirsty while drumming again what a strange coincidence, so me being the sitter arounder effectivly just listenning i was summoned to get drinks as a mer waterboy as the band session came to a close "we" (meaning everyone but me) started putting stuff away, after this point the band Ricky and the Pigeons cropped up (this being the band being made after Duffield and Alan leave) in this convesation Alan(Nipples) and Duffield where named Homing Pigeons for reaons i still don't know and the phrase of the band "Anyone can join, bar Tom Wood" after all of this we retired to the Wade household. With it only being me James and Graham we just put on a movie know as Little Nicky its a rather good film with some good laughs which proceded to sleep Thus concludes friday. ((also it has just come to my attention that Graham has left the remainning eclairs at the YES centre) for unknown reasons this text seems to be larger tried to fix it but just gave up)

Now saturday started normal for me waking up at about 7 o'clock and not being able to get back to sleep yay, but then at 7:30 my alam decided to go off which didn't go off on friday which made me late for my lesson, so i decided to ignore it thinking it would stop as so it did

 but then went off again "ARGH" i thought James then got up turing to find the source of this sound which then had to make me get up and find my phone which had vibrated off the shelf and was vibrating accross the floor. After dealing with that we all went back to bed and slept and woke up a few hours later which them was just eatting breakfest and stuff then James leaving to do some Shopping which left me Graham and Billy, and then suddenly a wild gardening apperared me and Graham tried to run but we where trapped. And guess what i actually did my job this time as if i didn't someone would have noticed as it was only me Garham

 and Andrew, to be fair my job wasn't really hard just digging and sieving, only thing that really suffered was my back and my clean arms after doing this for a few hours it was time to pick up the stuff from the YES centre so we had to leave me and Graham then went onto shower (not together) after this and some nice sandwhiches the rest of Battery Powered arrived (James Duffield and Nipples) after wasting enough time James and Duffield left to get Karys for the gig while me Graham and Nipples stayed back and waited for time to slowly pass by, when time did come me and Nipples got a lift to the church with Katrina while Graham went with Andrew with all the gear, Me and alan arriving about 20 minutes before everyone else while waiting and prancing and getting the cool paper which had the words conquerer inside it, everyone else started to show up including Andrew and Graham who went to the wrong church this i where all the "heavy" lifting, some time after all of this James, Karys and Duffield showed up after this lots more setting up had to be done which gave me that chance to talk to Karys as we hadn't talked in a while this is when are new talking style came into effect which basically invovlves just waving your arms about in a sort of weird dance now every time we talk it turns into a small dance, so the night went on and on and i got jipped out of food and ruinning a vicors joke for Karys even if she had already heard it (so i have to make up for that) and then it finally got to the good stuff as of Eden and the changing of lyrics to "Excuse me while i eat this pie" (got a couple of laughs totally worth it)Then is fun just increased as my hip decided to go super crazy on my and spazz out now everyone found this very hilarious appart from me as i was in masses of pain thanks for the help guys only joking, and then finally Battery Powered played and following in the Noah theme which seemed to be going threw the night Duffield was all like "Lol Noah" to which the audience went "lol" and Battery Powered playing awesome as always everything went better than expected and then started the packing up which me and Karys started talking about Ricky and the Pigeons and that if T-shirts where printed it should have a picture of me riding a pigeon which is pretty awesome, and seeing as Karys is going off to uni next year and the Motto on the band being anyone can join i thought it would only be fair to make he a Honorary Homing Pigeon. After everything was moved outside i had to crackout my tetris skills to make things fit into the boot of the car while everyone else watched, this was then followed by prancing by me and alan to the car and me invinting a strange old man to join us thinking he was James. As soon as we got downstaires the drinking begain being the only one not drinking a had succome to peer pressure and thought might as well drink and ended up getting a bit drunk and looking threw a IKEA magazine i was rather tired and fell to sleep halfway threw iRobot and then waking up in the middle of the night to roll of the 2 seater to the Alan style dog bed but i didn't really have a good sleep on the with bad dreams and choking myself. 

Sunday started off grand with pancakes and a strole around pirate day brixham with me and Graham leaving for our bus so its been a pretty good weekend.

Now time for that joke for Karys 

So i rang up the NHS helpline and said 

Ricky:What is the best treatment for swine flu ?

the guy replyed with 

Phoneguy:Oinkment 

Oh the hilaracy and now to end with a picture of a Pigeon for obvious reaons 

Feels Good Man

This is that other part of that weird comic thing i have with the "deal with it" sologn on it, so i thought i would post the other one as Duffield and Graham want to see it.